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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets!

What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers!

Why did the student eat his homework?

His teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical Chairs!

What is an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Launch meat!

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough Stirrup!

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with "t"?

A teapot.

Why don't chickens play baseball?

Because they hit fowl balls!

Where do milkshakes come from?

Excited Cows!

What has ears but can't hear a thing?

A Cornfield!
How does the man in the moon eat his meals?

In satellite dishes!

What's the worst thing about being an octopus?

Washing your hands before dinner!

What did the hungry computer eat?

Chips, one byte at a time!

If April showers bring May flowers, what to Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims!

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?

Stop goblin your food!

Why are fish so smart?

They swim in schools!


















 

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